yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via dinosaureverything)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via thewinterdick)

plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

(Source: johnpauljones, via confirmance)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via urgentcum)

pawnkyoo:

godgarfsatan:

your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 

(Source: boongish, via urgentcum)

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

(Source: thiccthot, via fat-amy)

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

(via yelled)

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her.

(Source: cutielife, via the-blind-banditt)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via kimjongdaeyum)

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via seediest)

(Source: moonsilhouettes, via dulect)

rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

(Source: pixeledghost, via perks-of-being-chinese)

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid, via urgentcum)