Hi, I'm Samantha. Or, Sam. The name of this tumblr should speak for itself. If you know me IRL, what's up? If not, I apologize profusely for my personality. I'm a pain in the ass to know. Now, let's take a look at what I'm obsessing over now, shall we?

firelorcl:

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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i posted it less than a minute ago

(via virused)

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horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

(via senpainful)

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via walkslikejesus)

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chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

(via fuckin-jaeger)

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Emergency

asian:

asian:

asian:

I’m at an ice cream shop and there is an extremely cute girl that works there
How do i get to know her
 ???

She caught me staring at her I’m leaving the country

HELP

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1 day ago

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via fake-mermaid)

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1 day ago

muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

(via cumfort)

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1 day ago

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: tsav, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 day ago

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via xingrens)

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1 day ago

burgerkid:

when you win an argument against someone you don’t like

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 day ago

morgran:

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

(via trait)

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