Hi, I'm Samantha. Or, Sam. The name of this tumblr should speak for itself. If you know me IRL, what's up? If not, I apologize profusely for my personality. I'm a pain in the ass to know. Now, let's take a look at what I'm obsessing over now, shall we?

theboykingandhisknight:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

That’s horrifying

(via empresspinto)

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graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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(via hotboyproblems)

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(via communistbakery)

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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(Source: jadelust, via shampoo)

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noctuary-wandering:

dirtyhippieproductions:

Men with Flower Beards   

☮  ❤ ॐ

I’m actually in love with this

(via baekhyunscrotch)

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n-a-blue-box:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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(via wingsoffeelsdom)

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yeidldeidlmotherfucker:

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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"on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss"

(Source: sheshitsinsilence, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

(Source: petercapalldi, via gnarly)

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9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via bastille)

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